Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Button Pushing Freaks


I was heading back to work today and I see this guy rapidly pushing the button for the crosswalk signal. What the hell is that all about? Do people really think that its not the computer programs, designed, by engineers to keep the intersections of the city from looking like Jones-town the day after a kool-aid party, But, rather, the idiot with the slurpee at the corner pushing the button that controls the whole damn shitaree?!!!?
It's like he can push the damn thing FAST ENOUGH!!!

Maybe he's actully trying to send morse code?
What do they make those buttons out of? Airplane "black box" material?

Ya just KNOW this same guy will keep pushing a elevator button when the damn thing didn't show up the second he pushed it the first time. I'm sure he figures that if he pushes it enough the car will suddenly plunge 30 floors to get to him, and if the eight people riding inside are mangled to death from the drop? Well so be it, he's gotta get back to the office with that damn slurpee.

4 Comments:

Blogger BSbabe said...

Ha,ha,ha! Little things like that bug the hell outta me, too. You shoulda stopped and told him what you thought.

4:36 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

what kills me is when i push the button, it lights up and i'm waiting, and then some idiot has to push it too. like i'm not a good enough pusher. like the light is on for it's health. assholes.

7:07 PM  
Blogger BSbabe said...

Thank you for your advice..I think I'll tell her to leave me alone. You seem like a sweet guy yourself.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Bekkah said...

Too funny! These people are probably the reason why some major cities (like DC) have a crosswalk "countdown" where it shows you exactly how many seconds are remaining until you can cross...

1:19 PM  

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